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screaming chicken

a s-xual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding “buckoooock!” to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.

this is a play off of the “screaming eric” in which you scream as loud as possible just before -j-c-l-t–n.
s-xually deprived trevor arrived home late and saw his girlfriend fast asleep in bed. in a fit of rage to get back at her for months without s-x, trevor gave her a screaming chicken. sadly, shortly after, she bit off his p-n-s.
(n.) 1. a derogatory or derisive term for the “hood bird” hood decal option found on 1970-1981 pontiac tran ams. used derisively by mustangers”nags”, camaro guysi.r.o.c., ricers, euros and any other poor souls whose on glimpse of said ornamentation is when the trans am is parked…as oppossed to their usual sight of its blacked-out tail lights receeding in the distance amid a cloud of smoke!

2. a trans am.(used lovingly/jokingly amongst pontiac owners)
dan: “whatever you do, mr. lutz, please do not let pontiac get a hold of the 2008 zeta platform camaro. we don’t need wheel flares, shaker hoods, and– above all, screaming chickens–to mar the boring, corporate, brown paper bag beauty of this car!”

pontiac public @ large: “you need to shut up, iroc. gm, build the bird!!!”
a derogatory reference to the us army 101st airborne division, the “screaming eagles”. their patch shows the head of an eagle with its beak open, so they’re mocked by comparing the eagle to a chicken, modifying their nickname to “screaming chickens”, particularly by their compet-tor the 82nd airborne
a: so, your cousin that just enlisted, is he gonna join us warfighters in the “all-americans” 82nd airborne?

b: nah, i warned him they’re just f-ckin’ legs, but the little f-ggot went and joined the “screaming chickens” instead.
a s-xual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding “buckoooock!” to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.

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