screaming unicorn
when you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
“charmaine took a solid dump on my head while i was tounge punching her meat curtains, as i let out a yelp i realised i look like a screaming unicorn”
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