screamsicle
the process of causing someone to scream by taking an icy-cold popsicle from out of a freezer and then placing it directly upon the victims bare skin / body; ie: back, front or into any body opening, brrrr.
after slipping into the cozy warm bed and snuggling up next to their lover a prankster played the old screamsicle trick and nearly gave the surprised partner a heart attack.
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