screw me once fuck you twice
a bit like fool me once shame on you. you know that thing even george bush had trouble remembering. this is more along the lines of : yes i’ll be angry the first time and no you won’t be forgiven.
a. i’m sorry i threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. no. btw way i just told your boyfriend you’re cheating. screw me once f-ck you twice.
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