when an object (normally a mobile phone or laptop) has problems that another object of the same model does not have.
person 1: my iphone doesn’t seem to have any problems at all!
pearson 2: really? d-mn it! the battery on mine doesn’t last long at all!
person 1: that’s naaasty. yours definitely has select model syndrome.
person 2: ahh cr-p.
1. a trend of the modern era 2007+ that refers to the transitional stage that year 9 students go through as they move from the ‘being part of the group’ stage to ‘there is no one else in the “youniverse” stage. 2. a term to describe 15 year olds who, for some strange reason, cannot […]
- Self bender
when one over-indulges with alcohol and drugs at home alone. generally a combination of three drugs is required for a true self bender. also known by the slang form “spender” i had a real self bender last night. i had a real spender last night.
in a dr. seuss manner; can also be subst-tuted for anything sounding like seuss. today i went to the store it was such a bore but i needed more apples, maybe four how very seussesque tom & linda are totally banging, i hear she’s great at seussesque.
- Seville Calculator
this is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans) celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans oh and btw dont be […]
- Sex Knacker
s-x knacker: a male sl-t. used to descride a man who sleeps around and doesnt call the girl/guy the next day. wow, joey has been a real s-x knacker these days.