Screwed, blewed and tattooed
originally a term used by sailors, marines, etc. when describing a night of significant debauchery on sh-r- leave during which they had intercourse (screwed), oral s-x (blewed – being the past tense of blown as in “bl-w j-b”) and got a tattoo. later used more broadly to refer to getting so drunk that you partic-p-ted in all possible forms of debauchery and may or may not remember it all.
man, i was so f-cked up last night – i was screwed, blewed and tattooed!
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