scroad scratch
term to describe the action of getting one’s b-lls scratched while driving. similar to road head. usually performed by the p-ssenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.
scott was lucky enough to get scroad scratched by mich-lle on the way to the party tonight.
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