Scrooge McDuck
verb
to dive headfirst into a pool of gold coins, literally swimming through your wealth, an activity popularized by its namesake. because when you’re as rich as he is, there’s literally nothing better you can do with your money. can apply to representations of wealth aside from gold coins, such as silver coins, dollar bills, etc.
the rivalry between bill gates and steve jobs really came down to one point of contention: the proper method of scrooge mcducking. while steve preferred to swan dive into his pile of 5.426 million shares of apple, bill would always cannonball into 101 billion single dollar bills.
it is when you are recieving oral s-x from a female, and you take a pocket full of change(preferably gold dollas) and throw it in her face. like a ballah.
imma scrooge mcduck your girlfriend.
evil twin of donald duck and uncle to 3 other ducks named huey, duey and louie. made the stovepipe hat cool. i believe slash, of guns n’ roses/ velvet revolver, stole the idea of wearing a stovepipe hat from scrooge mcd.
slash: “hey axl, i’m gonna wear a stovepipe hat from now on…”
axl rose: “wow man, awesome!! why?”
slash: “cos i wanna be like scrooge mcduck and marc bolan!”
scrooge mcducking is the act of organizing a group of people who willingly get oiled up and lie in a pile naked. once there is a sufficient number of partic-p-nts the leader of said activity removes his or her clothes and swims through the naked writhing m-ss of people. usually there is no penetration or direct s-xual acts because this would slow you down. the term comes from the early 90’s cartoon duck tales in which scrooge mcduck would swim through piles of money and gold. the difference is, you don’t swim through money, you swim through oiled and naked people.
last night i had like 10 fine women over, they all got naked, and i scrooge mcducked my way through them all night.
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