Scrotographer
one who takes images of ball bags for a living.
charlene woke for another hard day of sacks in her face, “is this scrotographer life really it for me?” she wined as she flicked through yesterday’s nut hammocks.
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someone who persists in taking so many ridiculous candid photos for their fb page that only a kick in the nads will stop them.
jed: little lexi’s bowling party seems to be going well!
zed: yes, except for that guy taking all the dumb action photos with his iphone.
jed: yeah, he’s bugging the kids
zed: he’s a scrotographer. i’ll fix him!
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