scrotyfucked
a mental state of extreme intoxication where blackout is imminent. most commonly correlated with mccormick’s vodka, but can be achieved with a variety of liquor and beer.
rex, sean, cliff, & manny started drinking at 5pm. by the time 2am rolled around, they were so scrotyf-cked that they started a fight, shattered a window, been in cuffs, spent all their money, and ruined countless relationships.
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