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• scrushing

  to squish and crush some one all at the same time. usually said while intoxicated. sarah was at a party and this girl got on top of her. sarah yelled “ur scrushing me! get off!” to squish and crush some one all at the same time. usually said while intoxicated. sarah was at a party […]

• do a Shirley

  to suddenly, and unexpectedly, do a bunk from your normal everyday life. usually to another country as per the 1989 film shirley valentine. office worker “i haven’t seen karen in finance for a while…” boss “off the record, not coming back. she’s left her husband, gone to spain.” office worker “didn’t think she had it […]

• battered cod

  battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty did craig make it to lectures today?? f-ck that you baby killer, he’s a battered cod today.

• Do A Wells

  placing your floppy p-n-s into a drunken girl’s mouth. ‘woah, no way did leo just do a wells on harriet!’ ‘sicko’

• Docking Headquarters

  the headquarters for which docking (see: docking) occurs. it is impossible to pull off docking without one docking headquarters. usually a man with an uncirc-mcised p-n-s, aka anteater, such as desh and shivam. person 1: where is joe and bob? person 2: i don’t know probable somewhere docking. person 1: they can’t be docking without […]

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