Scrumpsnozmaflump
the act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.
the two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in -ssociation with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.
all was quiet in the library until glenjamin w-llybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped – several people died
mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away
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