a scarf made of used underwear.
i was cold, and on a leasurely jaunt with my lady friends, and to aid my temperature driven ailment they all removed their pants, and tired their underwear into a scarf. so i was all like, “thanks for the scunderwarf.”
a way of life, a movement even. man, i was gonna go play basketball but i’m 2high4life!!
- mac sauce
a substance that is poured on a b-tch before you bust all over her last night i was at this girls house and i had to put mac sauce on her.
- the easily offended
the easily offended are, self-explanatory, people who are easily offended. they are practically cl-ssed as beings who get into too much of a hissy fit when they have resulted from even the slightest of offence. this usually entails people who are, unfortunately, very easily manipulated, but includes however not limited to religious people, ones that […]
- morganized religion
when someone’s spiritual beliefs have been shaped by morgan freeman’s portrayal of g-d as a really nice guy in a white suit. refer to movies such as bruce almighty, evan almighty, etc. whereas, judging by all the sh-t that happens, he’s more like loki in the avengers. oh, that happy clappy chick’s got a severe […]
- lego love
lego love- that person that will always tug your heart strings because they are that person that you tangle with perfectly; that when you smash your bodies together, embrace kindly, simply hold hands, hug, share dreams sweetly, you fit together in a manner in which certain legos fit together. that person that is your building […]