scurvabetes
its when you get scurvy (from not getting enough vitamin c) and type 2 diabetes
all i have eaten for the last six months has been mountian dew , cabbage patch kids and candy orange slices and the doctor said he has to take one of my legs because i now have scurvabetes
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