Seacow

used to describe someone overly large in height or weight. see wardypookins
the seacow sat on me and it hurt very bad
sea cows are another name for the sea creature the manitee, although recently, in boston, ‘sea cow’ became a popularly used term to describe a fat chick.
all these b-tches in boston wear babydoll t-shirts and low rider jeans, with their guts all flapping over the beltline, they look like a bunch of sea cows!
a psycho ex who gains 75plus pounds following a long over-due break-up.
leanna seacowed after that long over-due break-up with james.
/si/ kou a female of large stature, most commonly identified by the presence of fupa, back breast, and dunlap v-g-n-l disorder. many species are described as having a beard with pubic follicular likeness.

sea cows are predatory creatures, known for cutting in line at barbeques, spaghetti feeds and public buffets. sea cows are attracted by the rattle of ice in a diet pepsi cup or the crinkle of an empty chip bag.

sea cows typically live in first floor dwellings and tend to use public transportation as automobiles tend to be tight quarters due to their large stature.
while i was in line at the buffet i was bitten by a feeding sea cow
you may think its a sea creature ,but its not. its the fattest woman at the ymca doing water arobics. actually it could be a sea creaure . if you are in water arobics make sure that you stand next to her because this makes you seem not so fat.
hey girls ,do you se that sea cow? glad im not her
a word used to describe someone who is obese. also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. see manatee. often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (fm), dumb b-tch, dyk-.
example:

hottie #1: did you see that teacher that just walked by?
hottie #2: nah kid, who was it?
hottie #1: oh, it was my writing lab teacher. she’s a f-cking seacow.
hottie #2: a seacow, a bl–dy seacow! issat what you say, fine lad?
hottie #1: stfu fgt. i mean, why yes, yessir! would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? i baked them with love!
hottie #2: . . . don’t blow so many diet pills man. but you were right about that teacher. she’s def a dumb b-tch, a fm seacow for true.
a big round and worthless person in ismo. a seacow lies and tells stories that have never happened and will never happen. everyone in j-pan hates seacows. this creature usually has a background in communication.
person 1: we need to get that request done asap!!!

person 2: we can’t, we have been waiting on seacow all d-mn day!

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seacow: whatever you have done i have done 10x’s better.

tna: everyone in j-pan hates you….stop lying to yourself

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