Sean Avery-Screen


the act of waving your hands/stick/body around like a goon in front of the opposing goaltender until they get really, really, really frustrated and distracted by your incredible ability to be an -sshole.

-works in any team sporting event. results may vary, including getting the sh-t beat out of you.
well, i have absolutely no offensive talent in hockey, so, being the meathead that i am, i’m just going to do a sean avery-screen, and flail my stick and body in front of this -sshole until he gives up.

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