searching the cave
the act of inserting your entire body into someones v-g-n- along with a full camera crew in order to inspect and grade its value, and accurately judge if it can handle your gargantuan c-ck. also a term for rectal exams in which the doctor is a h-m-s-xual pervert and has a p–p fetish.
i’m a pro at searching the cave, if you need any help.
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