Seat 351


the seat number where president lincoln was shot, seat 351 is considered an unlucky location, similar to how the 13th floor is considered cursed.
move further down the row, i don’t want to get shot in seat 351.

i heard it’s a killer show! here are your tickets for seats 350 and 351.

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