seat cleat
a d-ld- or any other similar shaped object fastened to the horizontal part of a seat or surface designed for someone to sit on to ensure said person does not slide off their seat.
wow!!! did you see nick not fall off his chair when rodney pushed him over? luckily he was using his seat cleat.
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