Second Dump Syndrome
not all humans make bowel movements everyday. and on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, second dump syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she thinks they may have.
person on the toilet talking on phone: “o.m. god, this is my second dump today, i probably have a new breed of the mad bird flu cow positive disease. i should get checked out.”
person on the other end of phone: “relax, dude, its nothing. you just have second dump syndrome”
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