Second Hand Facial
when as a innocent bystander one is struck in the face by an erratic load.
when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.
i was in an orgy last night, and when i pulled out of “jennifer” to shoot my load on her face, i shot eratically, wide right and struck robert in the face. thus giving him a second hand facial.
i sprayed “jennifer” on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss “diana” part of my load stuck to “diana’s” nose and chin. thus giving diana a second hand facial.
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