Secret Elitist


a dark horse in the game of life. someone intelligent and crafty who remains quiet and reserved through the early part of their life but becomes majorly successful beyond that. are usually capable of really s-d-stic hatred at times, but on the flipside, care p-ssionately about true love, futurism and the arts. most listen to new wave and electronic music and enjoy watching the lives of simpletons as they sit quietly, knowing that they’re better. many don’t touch any sort of substance, including alcohol, enjoy chic decor and are up to date with technology.
guy 1: that dude over there, the one listening to fiction factory and actually writing his essay. he’s probably a secret elitist or something.
guy 2: what the h-ll are you talking about?
guy 3: trust me, man. one day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some sh-t.

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