Winter Warlock


noun

one who was once cold-hearted, but becomes a nice person after the introduction of something new in his or her life.

(from the popular children’s christmas claymation movie, santa claus is coming to town)
fool #1: “wow patty is a winter warlock!!”
fool #2: “yeah, well andy gave her the choo choo train and now her icy cold heart is melting.”
patty: “i love you fools.”

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