Secret Muslim


the new name for the band previously known as “the presidents of the united states of america” – who’s jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as “lump”, “mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)”, and “video killed the ramadan star”.

(proposed but discarded alternative band name “manchurian candidates” seen as potentially disastrous for sales in china)
did you hear that the presidents of the united states of america are now secret muslims – i’m going to barack for them now!
a person who has spent his life pretending not to be a muslim, but who secretly is a muslim and will forcibly convert the united states to sharia law after becoming president.

i got a fwdfwdfwd today that said obama is a secret muslim. i was going to vote for him, but no way am i going to do that now. i’m going to vote for that old dude instead (yeah right).

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