secret stain
secret w-nk stains sometimes found in absurd locations.
if one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man’s weight of sapphire.
secret stains are as perhaps -ssumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. if one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the w-nk stain.
i was lurking about in teena’s flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, i found several secret stains.
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