shit roulette
when one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a sh-t, but continues to push it out anyway. the risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
sitting in front of the tv, i felt a fart and pushed. i survived another round of sh-t roulette, but one day i won’t just fire a blank.
here’s how to play: you and your buddies smoke weed in a pipe and p-ss it around the circle. players keep hitting the bowl until someone sucks the ashes into their mouth (a.k.a. sh-t in the mouth).
we played sh-t roulette last night and left with black tongues.
after wiping your -ss from taking a sh-t, you quickly slap yourself in the face with the paper. chances are there is going to be sh-t on the paper, sometimes there isn’t due to the ghost sh-t.
after i played sh-t roulette there was a residue of hershey squirts on my cheek.
taking one laxative from a package that claims each dose is different.
well i was constipated, but now i might be able to sh-t normal. or everywhere!! and it’s all thanks to these sh-t roulette pills.
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