Sedgie


slang for a young man or boy who is un-appealing in every sense, giving off an ominous glow. some unwanted physical deformities such as lack of appendages, e.g. earlobes, make the guy a ghastly sight
furthermore a sedgie is attracted to a wide range and variety of large women or girls with the intention of making love to them soon after meeting them.
stuart: woah that is the strangest looking man i’ve ever seen!
alex: you know what that is? that’s a sedgie!
stuart: i can’t bare too look at him!

shaniqua: why is he staring at you like that?
laura: i don’t know?!
shaniqua: i think we’ve found ourselves a sedgie! run!

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