Seehorn

one who is on the receiving end of rumors involving having stds (primarily syphilis) , and/or having been violently -n-lly intruded resulting in blood.

oh man, that micah(a guy whose douchey-ness is beyond comprehension) got seehorned!
the epitome of failure.

usually -ssociated with; unsuccessfulness, long-term impoverishment, and below average physical appearance and mental capacity.

individuals possesing seehornesque traits may show several of the following traits; having little motivation aside from waking to breathe on a daily basis, poor general hygiene, low self esteem, exhibit sloth-like behavior, and generally fail at life.
bill: “jesus christ dave, what the h-ll happened in there? there is no way we’re going to close that deal after a presentation like that.”

dave: “bill i’m sorry.”

bill: “save it. i don’t even want to look at you, you’ve turned into a mess recently.”

dave: “look, i know i seehorned it big timeback there. i haven’t felt like myself lately.”

bill: “well go home and think about. come back on monday a new man and let’s hope for the best on this deal.”

dave: “you’re right. i think i’m going to go home, eat some ritz crackers smeared with toothpaste, move my belly to the side and attempt to m-st-rb-t- but ultimately fail, p-ss out in a pool of my own waste, and hopefully get this out of my system.”

bill: “f-ck man, you’re a seehorn”