Segata Sanshiro
the best commercial mascot ever in j-pan. a warrior dressed in white who beat the h-ll out of whoever wasn’t playing saturn. this included kids, ravers, and fish.
“segata sanshiro deflected the cruise missile!”
“silly segata sanshiro, flips won’t work on zombies!”
the man who is a figurehead for the sega saturn console who is so strong he can throw people so far that they explode when they land. this is g-d’s disguise when he visits the earth.
play more sega saturn or segata sanshiro will make you broken.
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