selective breeding
when a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the j-zz and injects it into a female cow.
guy: hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
girl: what…?
guy: you can be my farmer and i’ll be the cow.
girl: ooh okay…
the process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.
eric: did you here about johns experiment?
stuart: yeah he left jenny on their wedding day for ashley with the perfect b-m to b–b ratio, right?
eric: true! how’s that for selective breeding!
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