someone who only answer txts that they care enough to answer.
guy1: i keep txting kelly about hanging out.
guy2: wat did she say?
guy1: nothing! but when i asked her if she wanted to smoke da herb she was blowing up my phone
guy2: wat a selective txter
- camel bath
what male chaldeans do instead of showering. because they stink like sh-t being a dirt-ss iraqi, they see fit to douse themselves in sh-tty cologne to cover their horrid bo. especially the really fat ones that mouth breathe and sweat profusely. the reason why camels use electric candles in their churches is because all of […]
- Frowny Cunt
guys get blue b-lls, girls get frowny c-nt. the v-g-n- may or may not form an actual frown having been denied the satisfaction of penetration. after all that fooling around, i really wanted to f-ck this dude but the -sshole decided he was too much of a p-ssy to finish the job. left me with […]
- Bumble Snorter
a peson, or persons, that engages in the act of necrofeliaism while eating out little children and urinating on cats. normally all done at once and when they’re done they cremate all the remains and snort them. “dude! i’m bored! you wanna go b-mble snort?!” “you’re nasty you b-mble snorter!”
- Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy
a fat lazy piece of sh-t that never does anything. they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn’t exist no one would care. pete: hey look at that fat slob john: eww hes a fruit cake sissy […]
the b-m -ss, a bud friend. someone who has regular -n-ls-x. the girls want a b-mbud like, miss k.