selective txter

someone who only answer txts that they care enough to answer.
guy1: i keep txting kelly about hanging out.
guy2: wat did she say?
guy1: nothing! but when i asked her if she wanted to smoke da herb she was blowing up my phone
guy2: wat a selective txter

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