self-perv
(noun.) 1. a person who is s-xually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.
2. a pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.
she only looks at her b–bs in the mirror, what a self-perv.
only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.
someone who fantasises about themselves to the point they would rather fornicate with themselves than others
“you’re a complete self perv!” “stop being a complete self perv”
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