when u gotta pimp out ur own sh-t cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. they all like nah so u start sellin it on ya own.
“dearest mr. pimp, while i appreciate your continued offer of services, i have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. i apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin.”

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