selfeces
the act of taking pictures of yourself taking a sh-t.
ex: i’m about to sh-t my pants and i really need a new cover photo. i should go take some selfeces.
ex: kim kardashian just leaked some new pics. if you need me i’ll be beating my d-ck to her new selfeces.
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a combination of william and tucker man that guys the perfect william tucker
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