when a person who posts a group selfie to social media, even though they are the only person who looks good in the selfie.
ashley really selfie steamrolled me last night when she tagged me in that picture, i looked terrible
- s*m*n sight
when a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl’s eye girl-you got c-m in my eye guy-haha b-tch now you got s-m-n sight ??
to place the shadow of one’s t-st-cl-s on the shadow of another’s forehead my wife fell asleep in the chair so i turned on a lamp in the corner and shadowbagged her.
- shredded' her cabbage
used as a connotation towards having s-x with someone but in reality you did nothing. “after the bar, i took amanda home and shredded’ her cabbage.”
- smacking beans
hot s-x between two or more females. may include scissoring, oral, fingering, d-ld- action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the cl-toris. dana and her girlfriends love to get together on sat-rday night for a little netflix and smacking beans.
smootville: nappy hair, really bad hair day, grungy oily dirty head. like a village of smoot in your hair. that dudes smootville be all up in the way of the screen, bruh.