Selftheism
selftheism (sell-fh-thee-ism), is the religion in which one thinks he/she is god. selftheists are often the most sane citizens of society, and reject organized religions. selftheists also shun those who follow them. selftheists live day-by-day and don’t confirm nor deny the existence of other selftheists. there are no set commandments and/or rules/laws in selftheism because it varies from person to person.
bob: jimbo, you’re into selftheism now?
jim: yessir i am god.
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