semen fairy
noun
1. a magical creature that leaves s-m-n in unexpected places.
2. a common excuse given to explain why there is c-m on your sheets when you can’t remember how it got there.
3. an alternative to whorish behavior.
her roommate accused her of having s-x in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the s-m-n fairy.
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