Senkaku
senkaku is the name of some islands, as well as the name of a s-x act.
senkaku, as a verb, is the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a girl’s face, and afterwords she looks up at you and says “dear, i admit… the senkaku islands belong to j-pan.”
“last night i senkakued my ktv girl. it was pretty good and only cost 600rmb”
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