Septembeard
this is an event within the month of september in which on the first day, a man will shave his face in its entirety and the refrain from shaving until the first day of the following month. giving his beard a full 31 days to flourish.
many who partic-p-te in this event will do so in a group of people and compare their beards on the 31st of the month and determine who is the septembeard champion.
-note- – girlfriends, wives, fiances & mothers, more often than not, are against the septembeard festivities and will often complain.
bill – “did you see dave’s beard? he looks like tom hanks in cast away.”
dan – “i think they are going to name him the septembeard champion.”
jessica – “you all need to shave, you look like a congregation of homeless men, it’s gross.”
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