serious as a lawyer
when a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says “don’t worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!”.
drunk girl:-falling over and talking very loudly-
girl1:”be serious kay!”
girl2:”yea just don’t talk!”
drunk girl:”don’t worry guys i can be as serious as a lawyer!!!”
dam that drunk b-tch is being as serious as a lawyer!
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