sex accident

any accident that happens during s-x.

for example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.
sorry about the s-x accident last night.
we had a s-x accident now we have f–kin twins
an unplanned for and undesired s-xual act. usually proceeded by drug and/or alcohol consumption.
ew, you hooked up with him?
yeah, it was a s-x accident.

i just wanted to go out with my friends but i ended up having a s-x accident.
something unplanned or unexpected occuring during s-x
my parents had a s-x accident resulting in my existence.

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