Shit schwaggling


the ronchy act of holding in your sh-t when you really have to go. this causes the -n-s to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to sh-tting your pants. often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t sh-t, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“chia! are you over there sh-t schwaggling again?! just go to the bathroom you stank -ss dingledong! that sh-t ranks!”

“g-d d-mn! i was next in line at kmart, so i couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. i just stood there sh-t schwaggling for like 20 minutes. that vapor choked out everyone in line!”

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