sex pretzel
when you’re wrestling around with your “straight” friends, and your twist your friend up into different s-xual positions and make jokes because he doesn’t posses enough physical strength to undo what you’ve done
man, kevin and brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and kevin put brent in the s-x pretzel
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