Sex That Doesn’t Stick
scientific:
when a man inserts his p-n-s into a woman’s v-g-n-, and begin coitus. within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away.
laymans terms:
it is the opposite of s-x that sticks. it doesn’t take hold, or stay with you. ergo, rather then the s-x sticking, it doesn’t stick.
bob and sally are having s-x
bob: “oh dear g-d! this s-x isn’t sticking”
sally: “what do you mean its not sticking?”
bob: “its like s-x that sticks, but it doesn’t”
sally: “oh my, so thats s-x that doesn’t stick.”
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