Sexlingual
to know everything, or almost everything, there is to know about s-xual slang terms.
john: hey man, i gave my girl the amish plow yesterday!
chris: dude, what the f-ck is an amish plow?
john: its when i’m f-ckin her from behind and sweep her arms out from underneath her so she falls face first into the carpet.
chris: bro, you’re s-xlingual.
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