Sexpanzee
an outrageous term that is meant to be flattering.
often used in a twix moment.
sounds like: the word s-x and the end of the word chimpanzee put together.
will leave the reciever of the term/compliment in a state of befudlement to the point that they will not even question your logic or reason.
girl: i’m going to start wearing this blanket around my head like this. aren’t i cute?? don’t i look cuuuute? huh?
guy: you look like a monk…
girl: whaaa?!
guy: i mean you look like a total s-xpanzee.
girl: oh… well alright… hahaha.!
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