sextorney
legal counsel in a court of s-x. coined by homer simpson in miranda-based pre-s-x talk with marge.
“you have the right to remain s-xy. anything you say may be used against you in a court of s-x. you have the right to the presence of a s-xtorney…”
-homer simpson
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