sexual cake


a cake made from all past -j-c-l-t–ns and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion
“yo ive been saving all of my s-m-n for the past 6 months. i’m gonna make a s-xual cake for katie this valentine’s day.”

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