someone who manages to enter and exit intimate situations with ninja-like stealth. also used to describe someone highly skilled in the art of s-x.
-“at the beginning of the night i had no intention of bringing him home, but before i knew it we were in my bed.”
-“my goodness! well, was he good?”
-“amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace.”
-“ahh, a s-xual ninja.”
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas
when a girl engages in a s-xual act with three men named jonathan, taylor and thomas at the same time. also referred to receiving a jtt suzanne loves every time she receives a jonathan taylor thomas
- Shady two-faced skank whore
1. a girl who is two-faced, and goes behind her friends, and equals backs to try and make herself more popular. a girl who wh-r-‘s around, and then denies it, a girl who is overall shady. 2. a burrito with everything on it. 1.the “blender” girls are shady two-faced sk-nk wh-r-s. 2.hola, can i get […]
- Jon Cruz
an alpha male, the silver back of his given group of friends jon cruz runs sh-t, he’s the alpha male.
- Present Detectives
when the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got . wife-where are the present detectives? husband-they are next to the tree checking all the […]
ever wondered how it will feel like -j-c-l-t-ng but nothing coming out? well now you can, introducing pressure-treasure. simply install the tip of a q-tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. when your done just simply remove the q-tip and toss away. no more mess to clean up!!! how does this work? […]