a doc-ment that contains a summary or listing of relevant s-x experience and education.
before his status as “good in bed” could be validated, richard was forced to submit his s-xumé for review.
pr-nounced s-x-oo-may.
easiest explanation: s-x resume, i.e. s-xual history
man… her s-xume is at least 10 pages long…

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